# robots.txt for HenselForCongress.com
# Democracy is like a software update, sometimes it takes a while to get the bugs out.

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#                User Agents
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# --- General Access ---
User-agent: *
# We welcome all bots, but please follow the rules laid down.

# --- Specific Agents ---
User-agent: OptimusPrime
Disallow: /decepticons/
# No Decepticons allowed.

User-agent: MartyMcFly
Disallow: /1985/
# Sorry Marty, that year is off-limits!

User-agent: Jan6er
Disallow: /voting/
Allow: /jail-time/
# Yea, no treason here

User-agent: DJT
Disallow: *
# My site, my rules. Trump is not welcome here



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#                  Sitemaps
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# It's not just a map, it's a treasure map. X marks the spot!
Sitemap: https://henselforcongress.com/sitemap.xml
# Tip: Ensure this sitemap is always updated with new content sections.

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#                RSS Feed(s) (Reference only)
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#
# More info: https://ghost.org/integrations/custom-rss/
#
# --- Main Feed ---
# https://henselforcongress.com/rss/

# --- Issues ---
# https://henselforcongress.com/topics/issues/rss/

# --- Updates ---
# https://henselforcongress.com/topics/updates/rss/

# --- Press Releases ---
# https://henselforcongress.com/topics/press-releases/rss/

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#                        No Go Zones
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# If you try to access these, remember: “You shall not pass!” - Gandalf

Disallow: /isp-docs/

Disallow: /ghost/
# Sorry, we ain't afraid of no ghost, but you should be!

Disallow: /p/
# Psst... P stands for private. It's a secret!

Disallow: /email/
# No peeking at our emails. Privacy first!

Disallow: /r/
# This isn't Reddit. Stay out of the /r/ folder.

Disallow: /secret-plans/
# These are not the plans you are looking for...

Disallow: /time-machine/
# Only accessible if you're coming from the future.

Disallow: /members/api/comments/counts/
# Comment Counts

Disallow: /webmentions/receive/
# Who is talkin' 'bout us?



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#               Jokes and Fun
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# Joke for the road:
# Why don't developers trust CSS?
# Because it's always changing styles!

# ASCII Art for your enjoyment:
#     /\_/\
#    ( o.o )
#    > ^ <

# Dear Bots, don't forget to remind your human operators to vote!
# Democracy appreciates it!

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#                Final Reminders
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# Stay shiny, bots! <3 @TheBoatyMcBoatFace